Email

Mood: half a bubble off plumb
Music: 80's channel (what else?)

I got this email with a whole LOT of sayings and bumper stickers. Some were the old standbys, but there were a few goodies in there. Yes, I'll share:

• Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went
  nuts.
• Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think
  I've forgotten this before.
• I like the insanity, but stop the stupidity.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
• I bet I can stop gambling.
• Few women admit their age, few men act it.
• If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
• Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.
• According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
• Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
• Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
• At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
• Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find
  a rock.
• I don't get even, I get odder.
• If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside
  down.
• I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic
  particles.
• If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with
  bullshit.

Anyway, that's my lazy gal post for tonight. I have to go do my blogroll and blog explosion rounds.

G'night!